03:17 Crank Yankers Gladys Reports a Turd After Gladys Murphy picks up her car, she's shocked to find a huge turd in the backseat. Characters featured on the show on a regular basis include Special Ed, Elmer and Bobby Fletcher. Welcome to Crank Yankers Wiki A wiki project that is dedicated to the Comedy Central series Crank Yankers. Crank Yankers Special Ed Needs Support A very excited Special Ed calls tech support to let them know that he's got mail. 17 Jim Florentine - Special Ed: I Got Mail 2:32. Spoonie Luv: Strip club, strip club, for where are thy? Strip club, strip club, shot jizz in my eye.īackwoodsman: Sounds to me like you're low-bred. Among the regular pranksters are show creators Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. Crank Yankers: The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 1, a Various Artists Album. So wrap your toes around my johnson, it's time to beat my meat. So slim, so strong, so shapely, so graceful, and petite. Spoonie Luv: From your ankles to your instep, I really love your feet. Special Ed: I like to make poo-snowballs and throw them at people YAAAAAAAAYYY! A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens - once bitten - will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+. Special Ed: Lady, do you play with your vagina?īackwoodsman: Lady, who you callin' a lady when yer talkin' to a man? Security Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, we don't have any openings.īircham: You don't have any openings for a guy who can put on a blindfold, dismantle an AK-47, oil it up and reassemble it in under four minutes?īircham: No openings for someone who can slip in under cover of darkness, garrote his target with piano wire, and escape undetected, you don't have any openings for someone like that?īircham: A man who put his ass on the line for two tours in Vietnam, so you could go home to your lesbian partner, and live in a judgment-free society. You're an innie or an outie understand? You either got a fishing hole or a fishing pole.It's franks and beans or fish taco, Capiche? Quotes Special Ed: Lady, do you play with your vagina Birchum: Youre recording this Backwoodsman: Sounds to me like youre low-bred. Special Ed makes a scientific discovery, and The Nemesis tracks down Lois Lane. YAAAAYYYYYY IM GOING TO HAWAII YAYYYYY Category: Television Tracks: 9. Every available episode for Season 3 of Crank Yankers on Paramount+. ![]() Come to think of it, I was raped by teenagers.Ĭammie: And don't hate me for being ugly, I didn't make you that way, God did.īirchum: You're recording this? Well, guess what! I'm recording it too, and I'm gonna put it on basic cable!Īrthur Johnson: Listen, I've been around this shiny blue marble a few times and i've never met a unisex person. A Sound Set of your favorite Crank Yankers character. Birchum: You know, I probably wasn't abducted by aliens.
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